that whenever someone smokes on tv I feel compelled to join them. Dorm grav ftw
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Today I realized that women don’t just belong in the Kitchen, they were built for it. They come pre-equipped with milk and eggs. -MLIB
My couch pulls out, but I don’t. -MLIB
Today, I made my bitch make my sandwich left-handed because women don’t have rights. -MLIB
Today I got dome from this bitch in an elevator. It was chill on so many levels. -MLIB
a beautiful woman’s ass: turning gay men straight since chuck and larry. the real gif is better i dont know how to make it move so just check out the link